Just made up a full musical number in my head about Mike putting food in the sink. 

“Yes, washing up is dirty, but you should have scraped off the food,

 Washing up liquid’s squirty, but it wont do that yorkshire any goooooood”

small snippet there for you. oh yeah.

I have this almost…. primordial urge to become one with nature. Not in some hippy dippy way; it’s hard to explain. I feel like there’s some raw energy inside me that needs to connect with something…. like I want to bury my arms deep in the earth and let the roots grow around them. I can’t really explain it any more than that - I’m fairly sure I just want to turn into a tree to escape all responsibility. Trees can’t be wrong about anything, they’re already a tree. I thought this might sound slightly less crazy if I wrote it down, which it does not. Ah well.

I can’t watch human traffic without my heart rate doubling and all that other shit that comes with the ride…. I wouldn’t mind but I’m meant to be doing uni work and now I have to outside to cool down :P

(via sade)

Existentialism at 9am makes my brain hurt. 

thedailywhat:

Flight Of The Conchords New Single of the Day: The Conchords are back, and as if that isn’t good enough, they’re on a mission to help sick children. Bret and Jemaine interview some adorable New Zealand kids, enlisting their aid to write a new song.

Go to 5:05 to see the resulting tune, Feel Inside (And Stuff Like That). Buy the single on iTunes, and support a good cause.

[hypervocal]

Legends :)

(via constantwaiting)

Best. Song. Ever. This is the future.

Just got back from my Ann Summers interview… It was actually pretty fun! After the mandatory boring sit down part, where I tried as hard as possible to not make my answers sounds entirely rehearsed :P, I then got to do some role play, helping an invisible man spend £85 on sex toys for his girlfriend… I managed to spend £83. I don’t know if getting as close to the budget as possible was the aim of the game, but I am happy with my adding skills none the less. Hah :D Also, talking to an invisible man about sex toys is going on my list of strangest things I’ve ever had to do. Anyway, I’ll find out Monday if I’ve got the job, so fingers crossed! Woop woop

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I’m so poor right now I can’t even afford a cheap loaf of bread. I don’t want any bread, but it would be nice to know I could have some if I did. I have a job interview that I can’t afford to travel to tomorrow, and I haven’t had a cigarette for too long. Just gotta hold on ‘till Friday. Seems like a year away right now!  

Even though I failed the year once, and genuinely almost couldn’t bring myself to look at the results this time, it turns out that I can actually get somewhere with this education thing, yay! I’ve passed second year now, and all well good marks too, well I think my lowest was 57, which is a C - not the best but I’ve never really been too wound up on grades, just actually being motivated enough to hand the work in :P WHICH THIS TIME I HAVE BEEN!

That’s a lie actually I still only wrote and handed in pretty much everything, the evening before it was due…. or the day it was due… in fact I wrote one piece of coursework in 3 minutes because the hand in box was about to close and I thought ‘something is better than nothing!’, which is obviously true because here I am, all happy and yay! 

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